At school they taught us history till our minds they overflowed
But they never told us about Blockader Bill who chained his balls to the road.

The forest of Cape Tribulation is the setting for this ode
That’s dedicated to Blockader Bill who chained his balls to the road.

When he heard they were quarrying Emmagen Creek, old Bill he did explode…
“Enough is enough” he declared, “I’m going to chain my balls to the road!

Those mongrels will stop at nuttin’, no dammagin’ Emmagen” he crowed…
There is only one thing that can be done: I must chain my balls to the road!”

Then he took a long drag on his white ox, and and how the monkeys’ blood flowed,
His dutch was all courage and valour whenever he went into blockader mode.

So they hacked out a hole with a mattock and poured in a concrete load;
Bill wore a sarong (the gentleman he was) so none of his private parts showed.

He was risking getting runover – squashed like an old cane toad,
Oh no one was braver than Blockader Bill when he chained his balls to the road!